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Description

Disclaimer: This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true Human-to-Cat Translating functionality.

Cat playing hard to get? Instantly translate your voice into meows and get kitty's attention. With over 175 quality samples from more than 25 cats, Human-to-Cat Translator dares to impress even the most ill-tempered sourpuss. Human-to-Cat Translator actually performs audio analysis on your voice (for reals) and regurgitates carefully bastardized meows according to your input. Human-to-Cat Translator also includes a 16-meow soundboard for instant access to common cat calls. Download meow and start speaking the delightfully irritating language of cats!

FEATURES
• 6 feline voices for translation
• 16 high quality cat calls
• Samples from over 25 kitties
• Software actually performs analysis on voice input
• Supports all human languages (except Swahili)

CAT CALLS
The soundboard contains 16 high quality cat calls to instantly command attention. Sounds include different kinds of meowing, bird sounds, mouse sounds, purring and one very angry kitty.

Please note: Cats (and other pets) will often respond to the sounds produced by this app. If your pet displays signs of distress or aggression, discontinue use immediately. No animals were harmed in the making of this app.

 $0.99 in iOS App Store

Screenshots

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Version History

Launched Sep 15, 2011 (about 7 years ago).

Releasing new versions every 7 months, on average.

Oct 30
2018
(Current)
Version 1.5

Minor fixes to make it purrfect! Thanks for helping us reach over 12 MILLION cat lovers and 2 BILLION total meows! If every meow lasts one second, that’s over 63 years of meowing. Remember to never shake the app!

Sep 28
2017
Version 1.4

Minor fixes to make it purrfect! Thanks for helping us reach over 9 MILLION cat lovers and 1.7 BILLION total meows. If every meow lasts one second, that’s over 53 years of meowing! Remember to never shake the app!

Jan 09
2016
Version 1.3.3

Minor fixes. Thank you for helping us reach over 7,000,000 cat lovers and 1,200,000,000 total meows! If every meow lasts one second, that’s over 38 years of meowing. And even though we told you to never shake the app, you shook it over 6,000,000 times!

Aug 15
2014
Version 1.3.2

Meownor updates. Merrrow? Row shake app, see meow face mow.

Feb 21
2014
Version 1.3.1

Meow meow mew. Hiss bug fixes meow crash. Minor purrs, moar meows.

Oct 15
2013
Version 1.3

Meow meow meow meow! Meow mow mew meow iOS 7 support. Meow row reow iPad version for everyone meow mow mew meow. MEOW ROAR MEOW HISS DON'T SHAKE THE APP OR ELSE MEOW ROW!

Jun 20
2013
Version 1.2.1

We've added a button to make it easy to discover our other apps. Whatever you do, DON'T SHAKE THE APP!

Jan 05
2013
Version 1.2

• Now available in 10 languages!
• New layout for iPhone 5
• Updated graphics for all versions
• Plugging in headphones no longer kills the sound (come on, who listens to meows with headphones?!)

That's it for meow,

The EFF Team

P.S., Whatever you do, DON'T SHAKE THE APP!

Aug 09
2012
Version 1.1

Well, folks, we sure got an angry earful from you, our dear users! It turns out there was a bug which caused the app to say unspeakable things only cats can understand. We've taken steps to rectify this and hopefully no more cats will self-immolate or assume hostile control of suburban American neighborhoods as was widely reported. By kids aged 5-13. In the end, it turns out that apps aren't mean to cats — people are mean to cats. So remember to play nice with Fluffy and Meatbaggs. The Moar You Know.

The EFF Team

P.S., Whatever you do, don't shake the app!

Mar 16
2012
Version 1.0.4

Apparently our dear users did not enjoy the new "bloodthirsty cat" icon so we're changing it back.

Many happy meows,

The EFF Team

Mar 02
2012
Version 1.0.3

• New icon to make you smile
• Minor tweaks to make it purrfect

Feb 23
2012
Version 1.0.2

Minor tweaks to make it purrfect.

Nov 04
2011
Version 1.0.1

Minor tweaks to make it purrfect.

Sep 15
2011
Version 1.0

Previous 3 versions
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Total Ratings

5
2
4
0
3
0
2
0
1
0
260

Total Ratings

5
190
4
38
3
10
2
7
1
14