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Insult thy friends and foes alike - Shakespearean style!

Borrow from the bard and unleash over 3.5 million fresh and fierce insults to impress and confuse. (And man, he was MEAN!) The random generator in our app ensures every insult is completely unique, so keep your friends guessing on how you keep em' coming!

Never struggle for comebacks again! Win those banter battles! ...Or alternatively have a laugh with your friends over coffee. (Or whatever is the beverage of your choice. We’re not biased.)

- Save your favourite insults to memorise later.
- You can even share insults on social media - so there’s no escape from your cruel wit!
- Includes real insults taken straight from the works of Shakespeare. That’s right - you can now even reference your insults!
- Not sure what on earth Shakespeare meant? We’ve even provided you with handy definitions of interesting and unusual words so you can smugly show off your expanding lexicon.

Still sitting on the fence? Here's a sample of some hilarious insults generated by Shrewd!

• "Your goatish sheath is the greatest thing about ye."
• "Peace, you wrangling boar-pig!"
• "I am sick when I do look on thou, ye unwash'd baboon."
• "Ah, you capering minion, you were born to do me shame."
• "Swaggering satan."

So what are you waiting for? Get insulting with style using the worlds' most beautifully designed burn generator, you lubberly scoundrel!

 $0.99 in iOS App Store


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Version History

Launched May 24, 2018 (7 months ago).

Releasing new versions every about 2 months, on average.

Nov 16
Version 1.1.2

- Added support for new generation of iPads.

Oct 22
Version 1.1.1

- Added support for new generation iPhones
- Updated code to Swift 4.2

Aug 07
Version 1.1

- Improved about us screen layout. You can now share this app with friends and family!
- Changed all fonts in the app for more readable versions.
- Improved app rating feedback logic.
- Multiple bug and layout fixes across all devices.
- Added app store preview videos.
- Updated app store screenshots across all devices.

May 24
Version 1.0

Previous 3 versions


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